charlenasaxen:

Hey Guys!

My novels, The Traitor’s Jewel and The Angel’s Blade, are available on Amazon! You can check them out now and get them either in print or in ebook format. Thank you to everyone who’s supported me in my work. Happy reading!

UPDATE: The final book in the trilogy is now out! It’s available on Amazon in print and ebook format. Happy reading!

memen2-mori:

eat well and exercise because you love your body, not because you hate it

memen2-mori:

badjokesbyjeff:

My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer

Wait. Never mind. That wasn’t my waiter.

badjokesbyjeff:

My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.